i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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