I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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