That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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