I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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