I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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