Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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