forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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