I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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