So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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