There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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