but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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