i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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