whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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