i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
True strength comes from lack of pants
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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