dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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