Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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