I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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