I didn't shave. On purpose
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Randomize
