If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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