Cold hands, warm shart.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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