I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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