So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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