I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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