Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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