wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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