Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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