I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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