Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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