in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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