She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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