is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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