i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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