question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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