"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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