The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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