My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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