Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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