is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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