Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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