are you still at the devil's house?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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