the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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