Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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