grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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