This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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