if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
