Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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