Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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