Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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