We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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