I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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