you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We're too hungover to prance.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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