We're facebook friends in real life
You work out of a Hotel?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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