How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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