Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha