i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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