Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Someone came in the potted fern
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Randomize
