For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize