Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Randomize
