Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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