u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
