He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
