Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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