we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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